No news on whether the app developers have come up with an Invisible Boyfriend yet. A mere snip at £49.99 per month, which, let's face it, is much cheaper than the average date, Invisible Girlfriend will put paid to all those awkward questions and sideways eyes about your singledom. A smartphone app creates a virtual girlfriend, sending 'texts' that create the appearance of a real-life girlfriend. While they might like to think of themselves as masters of the universe, the rest of the world thinks of them as sad, lonely losers especially at this time of year.īut help will soon be at hand. Invisible Girlfriend appīankers are notorious for being married to their work and chasing the mighty dollar, leaving them with no time for cost-centres like wives and girlfriends. The standard version costs $50 but we know you'll all go straight for the $75 deluxe edition. And that's exactly what we plan on doing - one tongue-in-cheek, Darwinian, money-loving game at a time.”
#HARD EXAM AT CHRISTMAS MEME FREE#
The designers say their goal " is to man up everyone around here up a bit.while splitting infinitives and preaching the joys of making money because we know that free markets, unlike free love, music, art, or good intentions, really can change the world. What would Christmas be without a traditional board game designed to cause an irretrievable breakdown in family and marital relationships? And now for all those bankers who get withdrawal from being away from the trading desk for more than 12 hours on the trot, the board game equivalent of methadone. It is a taxing issue, but fortunately for those of you who have left your Christmas shopping for that special banker in your life till the last minute, we have come up with some suggestions. This definitely falls in the category of an increasingly popular meme of "white people problems", but more accurately should be described as rich people problems. What Christmas gift do you get the banker who is rich enough to buy anything he or she wants, and probably already has?
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